YOU are my BITCH, i control YOU!

Last night, when me and my girlfriend were watching TV, i was thinking about
a movie i had seen a while ago. In this movie, three friends, with too much
spare time on their hands, had some sort of agreement that the next time
they had sex, they would say something like "you filthy whore!" to their
girlfriends/wives, while having sex.

The first 2 fucked it up bigtime, because they actually said it when they
(the women)
were not arroussed yet.
The 3th one did it right, he said it after about 10 minutes of hard sex,
asnd his wife replied by saying;

"Yes, i am your dirty slut, i am a SLUT!"

That kinda freaked him out a bit, because he did not expect such a reaction.
But he forgot that women talk a lot. The other 2 had allready informed the
3th one that all of a sudden they were saying weird things while they have
sex.
So she knew what was comming.

Now, i did something different;

I looked at my girlfriend and said;

"YOU are my BITCH, i control YOU!" No, really i did!
And i said that literally in English, because in Dutch you get;

"JIJ bent mijn TEEF, ik beheers JE!

And that sounds kinda retarded. Trust me on this one!

Anyway, she replied by saying, a bit absent minded "sure honey, of course
you do..."
And tapped me several times on my shoulder.

She didnt seem to take me very seriously...

So, in a Robert DeNiro kinda way, which i do great if i say so myself, i
said;

"Look at me!" LOOK AT ME !!!" And she did , she looked at me...

"YOU are my BITCH, i control YOU !!!"

Sher started to laugh very hard. i mean , out loud. She also said something
like "In your dreams, honey, in your dreams"

Also in English. Because we use a lot of English expressions.
And she looked at me as if i was a retard...

Now, ny question to you guys is, and i should have posted this yesterday, i
admit;

Can you guys do the same thing?
Say to your wives/girlfriends; "YOU are my BITCH, i control YOU!"
And post her reaction.

Its obvious that i am doing something wrong. I mean, i am 6 feet, about 255
pounds, pretty strong, but it seems my girlfriend is not impressed. For the
record, she is about 5 feet 3, so a midget compered to me...

What am i doing wrong ?!?!?!

This whole "Alpha-Male Dominance" thing doesnt seem to work for me... ;-(

----
Pete

Dnia 2006-10-25 Pete napisa³(a):
> Last night, when me and my girlfriend were watching TV, i was thinking about
> a movie i had seen a while ago. In this movie, three friends, with too much
> spare time on their hands, had some sort of agreement that the next time
> they had sex, they would say something like "you filthy whore!" to their
> girlfriends/wives, while having sex.
>
> The first 2 fucked it up bigtime, because they actually said it when they
> (the women)
> were not arroussed yet.
> The 3th one did it right, he said it after about 10 minutes of hard sex,
> asnd his wife replied by saying;
>
> "Yes, i am your dirty slut, i am a SLUT!"
>
> That kinda freaked him out a bit, because he did not expect such a reaction.
> But he forgot that women talk a lot. The other 2 had allready informed the
> 3th one that all of a sudden they were saying weird things while they have
> sex.
> So she knew what was comming.
>
> Now, i did something different;
>
> I looked at my girlfriend and said;
>
> "YOU are my BITCH, i control YOU!" No, really i did!
> And i said that literally in English, because in Dutch you get;
>
> "JIJ bent mijn TEEF, ik beheers JE!
>
> And that sounds kinda retarded. Trust me on this one!
>
> Anyway, she replied by saying, a bit absent minded "sure honey, of course
> you do..."
> And tapped me several times on my shoulder.
>
> She didnt seem to take me very seriously...
>
> So, in a Robert DeNiro kinda way, which i do great if i say so myself, i
> said;
>
> "Look at me!" LOOK AT ME !!!" And she did , she looked at me...
>
> "YOU are my BITCH, i control YOU !!!"
>
> Sher started to laugh very hard. i mean , out loud. She also said something
> like "In your dreams, honey, in your dreams"
>
> Also in English. Because we use a lot of English expressions.
> And she looked at me as if i was a retard...
>
> Now, ny question to you guys is, and i should have posted this yesterday, i
> admit;
>
> Can you guys do the same thing?
> Say to your wives/girlfriends; "YOU are my BITCH, i control YOU!"
> And post her reaction.
>
> Its obvious that i am doing something wrong. I mean, i am 6 feet, about 255
> pounds, pretty strong, but it seems my girlfriend is not impressed. For the
> record, she is about 5 feet 3, so a midget compered to me...
>
> What am i doing wrong ?!?!?!
>
> This whole "Alpha-Male Dominance" thing doesnt seem to work for me... ;-(

Pete, that was wonderful. I mean it.

--
Andrzej Rosa 1127R

"Andrzej Rosa" <bakters@yahoo.com> schreef:

>> Its obvious that i am doing something wrong. I mean, i am 6 feet, about
>> 255
>> pounds, pretty strong, but it seems my girlfriend is not impressed. For
>> the
>> record, she is about 5 feet 3, so a midget compered to me...

>> What am i doing wrong ?!?!?!

>> This whole "Alpha-Male Dominance" thing doesnt seem to work for me... ;-(

> Pete, that was wonderful. I mean it.

I think i was a Poet in my former life.

Or at least, a great philosophic...

----
Pete

"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:
>
>Can you guys do the same thing?
>Say to your wives/girlfriends; "YOU are my BITCH, i control YOU!"
>And post her reaction.
>
>Its obvious that i am doing something wrong. I mean, i am 6 feet, about 255
>pounds, pretty strong, but it seems my girlfriend is not impressed. For the
>record, she is about 5 feet 3, so a midget compered to me...
>
>What am i doing wrong ?!?!?!
>
>This whole "Alpha-Male Dominance" thing doesnt seem to work for me... ;-(

The smart wowan responds:

"You gotta sleep sometime ..."

In article <ldluj2hha25jr0b4ck3r2jmcjsacur6m3n@4ax.com>,
JMW <jmwilliams@enforcergraphics.f2s.com> wrote:

> "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:
> >
> >Can you guys do the same thing?
> >Say to your wives/girlfriends; "YOU are my BITCH, i control YOU!"
> >And post her reaction.
> >
> >Its obvious that i am doing something wrong. I mean, i am 6 feet, about 255
> >pounds, pretty strong, but it seems my girlfriend is not impressed. For the
> >record, she is about 5 feet 3, so a midget compered to me...
> >
> >What am i doing wrong ?!?!?!
> >
> >This whole "Alpha-Male Dominance" thing doesnt seem to work for me... ;-(
>
> The smart wowan responds:
>
> "You gotta sleep sometime ..."

ROFL!!!

That's exactly what I've heard my sister say to my brother in law. ;-D
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LOL! That's because you're her "solid teddybear" (yet fluffy).
Pete - you're the hero.

On Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:49:00 +0200, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl>
wrote:


>Can you guys do the same thing?
>Say to your wives/girlfriends; "YOU are my BITCH, i control YOU!"
>And post her reaction.
>
>Its obvious that i am doing something wrong. I mean, i am 6 feet, about 255
>pounds, pretty strong, but it seems my girlfriend is not impressed. For the
>record, she is about 5 feet 3, so a midget compered to me...
>
>What am i doing wrong ?!?!?!
>
>This whole "Alpha-Male Dominance" thing doesnt seem to work for me... ;-(
>

If you have to SAY it then it is clearly not true.

If you don't have to say it then you have a beaten down and fearful
partner.

All things considered, you did OK.

--
Is this thing on?

On Wed, 25 Oct 2006, Pete wrote:

> This whole "Alpha-Male Dominance" thing doesnt seem to work for me...
> ;-(

Dude, the whole alpha male thing *only works on other guys*.

Women see us in much the same way that cats do. And when was the last time
you dominated a cat?

tom

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stupidity -- Hanlon's Razor

In article <Pine.LNX.4.62.0610262052220.24998@urchin.earth.li >,
Tom Anderson <twic@urchin.earth.li> wrote:

> On Wed, 25 Oct 2006, Pete wrote:
>
> > This whole "Alpha-Male Dominance" thing doesnt seem to work for me...
> > ;-(
>
> Dude, the whole alpha male thing *only works on other guys*.
>
> Women see us in much the same way that cats do. And when was the last time
> you dominated a cat?
>
> tom

Are you saying that men are ruled by pussies?

(sorry, couldn't resist the word play..... ;-) )
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"Tom Anderson" <twic@urchin.earth.li> wrote in message
news:Pine.LNX.4.62.0610262052220.24998@urchin.eart h.li...
> Dude, the whole alpha male thing *only works on other guys*.
> Women see us in much the same way that cats do. And when was the last time
> you dominated a cat?

I think that sums it up pretty well. Good analogy. Of course, it's not a
*perfect* analogy. For example, women, unlike cats, understand human speech
(English, Dutch, whatever one speech of choice might be). And cats don't
generally give human males blow jobs. So it's a lot less likely that a cat
will bite your dick half off if you start that shit with a cat.

ep

In article
<9u90h.124153$QZ1.110788@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
"Edna Pearl" <edna_pearl@BiteMeSpammeryahoo.com> wrote:

> "Tom Anderson" <twic@urchin.earth.li> wrote in message
> news:Pine.LNX.4.62.0610262052220.24998@urchin.eart h.li...
> > Dude, the whole alpha male thing *only works on other guys*.
> > Women see us in much the same way that cats do. And when was the last time
> > you dominated a cat?
>
> I think that sums it up pretty well. Good analogy. Of course, it's not a
> *perfect* analogy. For example, women, unlike cats, understand human speech
> (English, Dutch, whatever one speech of choice might be). And cats don't
> generally give human males blow jobs. So it's a lot less likely that a cat
> will bite your dick half off if you start that shit with a cat.
>
> ep
>
>

Dayum. I snorted coffee all over the computer screen.

--
Keith

Edna Pearl wrote:
> "Tom Anderson" <twic@urchin.earth.li> wrote in message
> news:Pine.LNX.4.62.0610262052220.24998@urchin.eart h.li...
> > Dude, the whole alpha male thing *only works on other guys*.
> > Women see us in much the same way that cats do. And when was the last time
> > you dominated a cat?
>
> I think that sums it up pretty well. Good analogy. Of course, it's not a
> *perfect* analogy. For example, women, unlike cats, understand human speech
> (English, Dutch, whatever one speech of choice might be). And cats don't
> generally give human males blow jobs. So it's a lot less likely that a cat
> will bite your dick half off if you start that shit with a cat.
>
> ep

Uhhh...Edna, no offense meant buuuuttttt...

Women don't "give" blow jobs...it's at least a quid pro quo if not a
whatever the hell the latin is for upping the ante, i.e., the "YOU OWE
ME MOTHERFUCKER!" factor.

And I won't even go into the topic of "women, unlike cats, understand
human speech" because semantic analysis shows this to be a null
comment. Probably the part about "human speech".

Frankly, I'd rather take chances on the cat. You can always call Om
and get a nice recipe for stuffed pussy du jour.

"EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1161903548.382829.218890@m73g2000cwd.googlegr oups.com...
> Uhhh...Edna, no offense meant buuuuttttt...

It makes me sad when people don't get my jokes. <sob>

ep

Edna Pearl wrote:
> "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1161903548.382829.218890@m73g2000cwd.googlegr oups.com...
> > Uhhh...Edna, no offense meant buuuuttttt...
>
> It makes me sad when people don't get my jokes. <sob>
>
> ep

Oh I got it. But at 48 I thought you'd get a return volley. ;-)

In article <1161903548.382829.218890@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups .com>,
"EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Uhhh...Edna, no offense meant buuuuttttt...
>
> Women don't "give" blow jobs...it's at least a quid pro quo if not a
> whatever the hell the latin is for upping the ante, i.e., the "YOU OWE
> ME MOTHERFUCKER!" factor.
>
> And I won't even go into the topic of "women, unlike cats, understand
> human speech" because semantic analysis shows this to be a null
> comment. Probably the part about "human speech".
>
> Frankly, I'd rather take chances on the cat. You can always call Om
> and get a nice recipe for stuffed pussy du jour.

Nah. Predator is generally inedible...

Your cat will generally bring you snacks tho'. ;-)

Then there is always this recipe: <inserts another joke>

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.

While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts
talking
about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more
excited she gets and the more she starts trying to talk her boyfriend
into
having one.

After awhile he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.

The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar:
A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains,
"First you put a dash of the salt on your tongue; next you drink the shot
of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, then finally you drink the lime
juice."

So the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.

He drinks the shot of Baileys -- smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He
thinks this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

In one second, the sharp lime taste hits...

At two seconds, the Baileys curdles in his mouth.

At three seconds, the salty curdled bitter taste hits.

This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to
disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty-tasting concoction.
When he finally chokes it down, he turns to his girlfriend and asks,
"Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

She just smiles at him, and says.........

"Blow Job Revenge."
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"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> schreef:

> This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to
> disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty-tasting concoction.
> When he finally chokes it down, he turns to his girlfriend and asks,
> "Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

> She just smiles at him, and says.........

> "Blow Job Revenge."

I think woman should be gratefull to us for allowing them to give us
blowjobs.

There are a lot of essential Amino Acids in Seminal Fluid. Also some others,
including taurine and hypotaurine.
And fructose.

This is also the reason i prefer woman with long hair;

When they want to retract the head, i grab them by the hair.
So they are forced to swallow.

Which is probably also why lesbians, the bulldyke kinda ones, prefer short
hair...

----
Pete

P.S. for all you women out there;

A "thank you" every now and then would be nice. Thank you.

Dnia 2006-10-27 OmManiPadmeOmelet napisa³(a):
> In article <1161903548.382829.218890@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups .com>,
> "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Frankly, I'd rather take chances on the cat. You can always call Om
>> and get a nice recipe for stuffed pussy du jour.
>
> Nah. Predator is generally inedible...

They are edible. Hemingway eat lion and claimed it tasted very good.
Hunters in USA often say that cougar is very tasty.

The trick seems to be to get the intestines out of an animal
immediately after the kill, or it gets spoiled very fast.

> "Blow Job Revenge."

One would think that women do not like giving blow jobs any more.

--
Andrzej Rosa 1127R

In article <eht971$prj$1@inews.gazeta.pl>,
Andrzej Rosa <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Dnia 2006-10-27 OmManiPadmeOmelet napisa³(a):
> > In article <1161903548.382829.218890@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups .com>,
> > "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> Frankly, I'd rather take chances on the cat. You can always call Om
> >> and get a nice recipe for stuffed pussy du jour.
> >
> > Nah. Predator is generally inedible...
>
> They are edible. Hemingway eat lion and claimed it tasted very good.
> Hunters in USA often say that cougar is very tasty.
>
> The trick seems to be to get the intestines out of an animal
> immediately after the kill, or it gets spoiled very fast.
>
> > "Blow Job Revenge."
>
> One would think that women do not like giving blow jobs any more.

There are plenty of women that don't mind giving blow jobs, and in fact
tend to enjoy the power trip.

There are simply a large number that do not appreciate being expected to
swallow the results. ;-)

More women might be willing if men did not expect or require that
particular act from them.....
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Dnia 2006-10-27 OmManiPadmeOmelet napisa³(a):
> In article <eht971$prj$1@inews.gazeta.pl>,
> Andrzej Rosa <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> > "Blow Job Revenge."
>>
>> One would think that women do not like giving blow jobs any more.
>
> There are plenty of women that don't mind giving blow jobs, and in fact
> tend to enjoy the power trip.
>
> There are simply a large number that do not appreciate being expected to
> swallow the results. ;-)

I suspect, that variance among female portion of a sample is of lower
impact to the results observed, than the variance within a male sample.

In other words, every woman is a slut *with the right guy*.

> More women might be willing if men did not expect or require that
> particular act from them.....

Are you onto something, of what?

--
Andrzej Rosa 1127R

On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:17:12 +0200, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl>
wrote:

>"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> schreef:
>
>> This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to
>> disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty-tasting concoction.
>> When he finally chokes it down, he turns to his girlfriend and asks,
>> "Jesus, what do you call that drink?"
>
>> She just smiles at him, and says.........
>
>> "Blow Job Revenge."
>
>I think woman should be gratefull to us for allowing them to give us
>blowjobs.
>
>There are a lot of essential Amino Acids in Seminal Fluid. Also some others,
>including taurine and hypotaurine.
>And fructose.
>
>This is also the reason i prefer woman with long hair;
>
>When they want to retract the head, i grab them by the hair.
>So they are forced to swallow.
>
>Which is probably also why lesbians, the bulldyke kinda ones, prefer short
>hair...
>
>----
>Pete
>
>P.S. for all you women out there;
>
>A "thank you" every now and then would be nice. Thank you.
>
How do you say "Swallow Bitch! Swallow" in Dutch?

In article <4cd4k2pg988ah9fu307uhtmvvnc51etpdl@4ax.com>, d wells wrote:

> On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:17:12 +0200, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl>
> wrote:
>
> >"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> schreef:
> >
> >> This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to
> >> disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty-tasting concoction.
> >> When he finally chokes it down, he turns to his girlfriend and asks,
> >> "Jesus, what do you call that drink?"
> >
> >> She just smiles at him, and says.........
> >
> >> "Blow Job Revenge."
> >
> >I think woman should be gratefull to us for allowing them to give us
> >blowjobs.
> >
> >There are a lot of essential Amino Acids in Seminal Fluid. Also some others,
> >including taurine and hypotaurine.
> >And fructose.
> >
> >This is also the reason i prefer woman with long hair;
> >
> >When they want to retract the head, i grab them by the hair.
> >So they are forced to swallow.
> >
> >Which is probably also why lesbians, the bulldyke kinda ones, prefer short
> >hair...
> >
> >----
> >Pete
> >
> >P.S. for all you women out there;
> >
> >A "thank you" every now and then would be nice. Thank you.
> >
> How do you say "Swallow Bitch! Swallow" in Dutch?

"This will be your last blowjob for the rest of your life".

Hope that helps?

One tends to forget that women have teeth........ ;-)
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In article <ehtc18$832$1@inews.gazeta.pl>,
Andrzej Rosa <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Dnia 2006-10-27 OmManiPadmeOmelet napisa³(a):
> > In article <eht971$prj$1@inews.gazeta.pl>,
> > Andrzej Rosa <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >> > "Blow Job Revenge."
> >>
> >> One would think that women do not like giving blow jobs any more.
> >
> > There are plenty of women that don't mind giving blow jobs, and in fact
> > tend to enjoy the power trip.
> >
> > There are simply a large number that do not appreciate being expected to
> > swallow the results. ;-)
>
> I suspect, that variance among female portion of a sample is of lower
> impact to the results observed, than the variance within a male sample.
>
> In other words, every woman is a slut *with the right guy*.

No arguments there... but there is still the whole respect issue.
I think tho' that more gay males are willing to swallow.

I guess if you want someone to swallow your spooge, go find a gay
partner. A cute quote I once saw: "Being bisexual doubles your chances
for a date on Saturday night."

>
> > More women might be willing if men did not expect or require that
> > particular act from them.....
>
> Are you onto something, of what?

If it makes somebody think, It was worth the bandwidth.
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OmManiPadmeOmelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote:
> No arguments there... but there is still the whole respect issue. I
> think tho' that more gay males are willing to swallow. I guess if
> you want someone to swallow your spooge, go find a gay partner. A
> cute quote I once saw: "Being bisexual doubles your chances for a
> date on Saturday night."

I know a gay scientist who (being a scientist and all) claims that he
has established beyond a reasonable doubt that the taste is very
individual-specific, even after adjusting for variation in the
diet. So he says that some individuals are easy to swallow, while
others are near to impossible.

In article <27282@2415521863.343224346.31201.13230.18926>,
DZ <20921@1471020103.231731816.25556.14019.27595> wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote:
> > No arguments there... but there is still the whole respect issue. I
> > think tho' that more gay males are willing to swallow. I guess if
> > you want someone to swallow your spooge, go find a gay partner. A
> > cute quote I once saw: "Being bisexual doubles your chances for a
> > date on Saturday night."
>
> I know a gay scientist who (being a scientist and all) claims that he
> has established beyond a reasonable doubt that the taste is very
> individual-specific, even after adjusting for variation in the
> diet. So he says that some individuals are easy to swallow, while
> others are near to impossible.

I've read that diet can make all the difference.....
More fresh fruit is supposed to help iirc.
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OmManiPadmeOmelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote:
> DZ wrote:
>> OmManiPadmeOmelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > No arguments there... but there is still the whole respect issue. I
>> > think tho' that more gay males are willing to swallow. I guess if
>> > you want someone to swallow your spooge, go find a gay partner. A
>> > cute quote I once saw: "Being bisexual doubles your chances for a
>> > date on Saturday night."
>>
>> I know a gay scientist who (being a scientist and all) claims that he
>> has established beyond a reasonable doubt that the taste is very
>> individual-specific, even after adjusting for variation in the
>> diet. So he says that some individuals are easy to swallow, while
>> others are near to impossible.
>
> I've read that diet can make all the difference.....
> More fresh fruit is supposed to help iirc.

Are you a gay scientist with the profound field experience? I didn't
think so! :-) I trust the scientist. His research correctly adjusted
for the diet.

In article <29853@3097319497.3142810444.27547.19356.21558>,
DZ <20767@1748116982.2515416435.24164.11122.5856> wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote:
> > DZ wrote:
> >> OmManiPadmeOmelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> > No arguments there... but there is still the whole respect issue. I
> >> > think tho' that more gay males are willing to swallow. I guess if
> >> > you want someone to swallow your spooge, go find a gay partner. A
> >> > cute quote I once saw: "Being bisexual doubles your chances for a
> >> > date on Saturday night."
> >>
> >> I know a gay scientist who (being a scientist and all) claims that he
> >> has established beyond a reasonable doubt that the taste is very
> >> individual-specific, even after adjusting for variation in the
> >> diet. So he says that some individuals are easy to swallow, while
> >> others are near to impossible.
> >
> > I've read that diet can make all the difference.....
> > More fresh fruit is supposed to help iirc.
>
> Are you a gay scientist with the profound field experience? I didn't
> think so! :-) I trust the scientist. His research correctly adjusted
> for the diet.

I think that my original point was that _nobody_ should disrespect a
partner enough to take offense if they cannot swallow spooge. Nobody
should be FORCED to do that.
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Peace, Om

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Andrzej Rosa <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Dnia 2006-10-27 OmManiPadmeOmelet napisa³(a):
>>
>> More women might be willing if men did not expect or require that
>> particular act from them.....
>
>Are you onto something, of what?

You might be surprised what one receives gratuitously when one does
not make demands.

In article <sbj4k29ru31q8dq1kdmmaf1rbqhfr5cnhn@4ax.com>,
JMW <jmwilliams@enforcergraphics.f2s.com> wrote:

> Andrzej Rosa <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >Dnia 2006-10-27 OmManiPadmeOmelet napisa³(a):
> >>
> >> More women might be willing if men did not expect or require that
> >> particular act from them.....
> >
> >Are you onto something, of what?
>
> You might be surprised what one receives gratuitously when one does
> not make demands.

Precisely. ;-)
--
Peace, Om

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Dnia 2006-10-27 OmManiPadmeOmelet napisa³(a):
> In article <ehtc18$832$1@inews.gazeta.pl>,
> Andrzej Rosa <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> In other words, every woman is a slut *with the right guy*.
>
> No arguments there... but there is still the whole respect issue.
> I think tho' that more gay males are willing to swallow.

I do not care for swallows. Either European or African.

--
Andrzej Rosa 1127R

Dnia 2006-10-27 JMW napisa³(a):
> Andrzej Rosa <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>Dnia 2006-10-27 OmManiPadmeOmelet napisa³(a):
>>>
>>> More women might be willing if men did not expect or require that
>>> particular act from them.....
>>
>>Are you onto something, of what?
>
> You might be surprised what one receives gratuitously when one does
> not make demands.

I never demand.

--
Andrzej Rosa 1127R

<d wells> schreef:

>>When they want to retract the head, i grab them by the hair.
>>So they are forced to swallow.

>>Which is probably also why lesbians, the bulldyke kinda ones, prefer short
>>hair...

>>P.S. for all you women out there;

>>A "thank you" every now and then would be nice. Thank you.

> How do you say "Swallow Bitch! Swallow" in Dutch?

"Slikken Teef!, Slikken"

You can substitute "Teef" for "Trut", or even better "Kreng."
I really get a warm feeling inside to see that other people show in interest
in the Dutch language.
I almost get tears in my eyes...

----
Pete

On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:05:26 +0000 (UTC), DZ
<20767@1748116982.2515416435.24164.11122.5856> wrote:

>OmManiPadmeOmelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote:
>> DZ wrote:
>>> OmManiPadmeOmelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> > No arguments there... but there is still the whole respect issue. I
>>> > think tho' that more gay males are willing to swallow. I guess if
>>> > you want someone to swallow your spooge, go find a gay partner. A
>>> > cute quote I once saw: "Being bisexual doubles your chances for a
>>> > date on Saturday night."
>>>
>>> I know a gay scientist who (being a scientist and all) claims that he
>>> has established beyond a reasonable doubt that the taste is very
>>> individual-specific, even after adjusting for variation in the
>>> diet. So he says that some individuals are easy to swallow, while
>>> others are near to impossible.
>>
>> I've read that diet can make all the difference.....
>> More fresh fruit is supposed to help iirc.
>
>Are you a gay scientist with the profound field experience? I didn't
>think so! :-) I trust the scientist. His research correctly adjusted
>for the diet.

Well, the scientist certainly is bent on getting the desired result,
and will get his head down assiduously in order to achieve the desired
result from his research efforts.

Have a great weekend Dmitri my friend - I will throw a wodka back as a
token for you! ;o)

TFIF!

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> schreef:

>> >P.S. for all you women out there;

>> >A "thank you" every now and then would be nice. Thank you.

>> How do you say "Swallow Bitch! Swallow" in Dutch?

> "This will be your last blowjob for the rest of your life".

"Dit is de laatse keer in je leven dat je gepijpt bent"

But... "blowjob" sounds so much cooler...

> Hope that helps?

Almost.

> One tends to forget that women have teeth........ ;-)

Its a scary thought.

----
Pete

In article <45426d06$0$73837$dbd41001@news.wanadoo.nl>,
"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> schreef:
>
> >> >P.S. for all you women out there;
>
> >> >A "thank you" every now and then would be nice. Thank you.
>
> >> How do you say "Swallow Bitch! Swallow" in Dutch?
>
> > "This will be your last blowjob for the rest of your life".
>
> "Dit is de laatse keer in je leven dat je gepijpt bent"
>
> But... "blowjob" sounds so much cooler...
>
> > Hope that helps?
>
> Almost.
>
> > One tends to forget that women have teeth........ ;-)
>
> Its a scary thought.
>
> Pete

And you also have to sleep sometime....... ;-)

She might be more willing to swallow if you are willing to share it
during a post-blowjob french kiss?
--
Peace, Om

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On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 22:23:17 +0200, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl>
wrote:

><d wells> schreef:
>
>>>When they want to retract the head, i grab them by the hair.
>>>So they are forced to swallow.
>
>>>Which is probably also why lesbians, the bulldyke kinda ones, prefer short
>>>hair...
>
>>>P.S. for all you women out there;
>
>>>A "thank you" every now and then would be nice. Thank you.
>
>> How do you say "Swallow Bitch! Swallow" in Dutch?
>
>"Slikken Teef!, Slikken"
>
>You can substitute "Teef" for "Trut", or even better "Kreng."
>I really get a warm feeling inside to see that other people show in interest
>in the Dutch language.
>I almost get tears in my eyes...
>
>----
>Pete
>
>
You gotta love the Dutch. Without them there'd be no "hot lesbian
action" filling my inbox.

After all, they're the folks that gave us dykes.

(Yea, I know. Dykes aren't what you typically see in the "hot lesbian
action" spams. Sometimes, though, you've got to be flexible to make
the joke, such as it is, work.)

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> In article <29853@3097319497.3142810444.27547.19356.21558>,
> DZ <20767@1748116982.2515416435.24164.11122.5856> wrote:
>
> > OmManiPadmeOmelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > DZ wrote:
> > >> OmManiPadmeOmelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >> > No arguments there... but there is still the whole respect issue. I
> > >> > think tho' that more gay males are willing to swallow. I guess if
> > >> > you want someone to swallow your spooge, go find a gay partner. A
> > >> > cute quote I once saw: "Being bisexual doubles your chances for a
> > >> > date on Saturday night."
> > >>
> > >> I know a gay scientist who (being a scientist and all) claims that he
> > >> has established beyond a reasonable doubt that the taste is very
> > >> individual-specific, even after adjusting for variation in the
> > >> diet. So he says that some individuals are easy to swallow, while
> > >> others are near to impossible.
> > >
> > > I've read that diet can make all the difference.....
> > > More fresh fruit is supposed to help iirc.
> >
> > Are you a gay scientist with the profound field experience? I didn't
> > think so! :-) I trust the scientist. His research correctly adjusted
> > for the diet.
>
> I think that my original point was that _nobody_ should disrespect a
> partner enough to take offense if they cannot swallow spooge. Nobody
> should be FORCED to do that.

</serious>

A few old sayings come (ahem) to mind:

* "There's no accounting for taste."

* "You can plead a whore to wad 'er, but you can't make her drink."

* "One swallow doesn't make a summer (but it can round out an
evening).&qu